The Unteachables

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Release Date: 
January 8, 2019
Publisher/Imprint: 
Balzer + Bray
Pages: 
288
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“The Unteachables is a lively, feel-good book.”

There’s no doubt about it, middle school is awful for everyone. Students in the midst of puberty, teachers who have to deal with them, parents trying to raise them . . . it’s difficult and problematic in so many ways. However, not everyone has it as hard as the students and teachers at this book’s Greenwich Middle School.

Mr. Kermit’s career was derailed early on because of a cheating scandal that wasn’t his fault, and the Self-Contained Special Eighth-Grade Class—known to the rest of the student body as The Unteachables—has been shuffled off to the school’s darkest corner to be, well, out of the way. Kiana Roubini, a transfer student, accidentally finds herself in the mix.

“I push open the door and walk into room 117. A plume of smoke is pouring out the single open window. It’s coming from the fire roaring in the wastebasket in the center of the room. A handful of kids are gathered around it, toasting marshmallows skewered on the end of number two pencils.”

Kiana is one of half a dozen students in the class, which includes a boy with a reading disorder, one who can’t control his anger, and others who can’t fit in with more traditional students because of their quirky personalities. Their teacher, Mr. Kermit, used to be good at his job, before the trouble. He began his work life with enthusiasm and a desire to change the world.

“The first day of school. I remember the excitement. New students to teach. New minds to fill with knowledge. New futures to shape. The key word is remember. That was thirty years ago.”

Mr. Kermit is thrown in with SCS 8 as one final humiliation before early retirement. He is expected to crash and burn, along with the unusual, forgotten students. He plans to ride out the year handing out worksheets and completing crossword puzzles. The students don’t have a problem with that. At least, not at first. Gradually, they get to know each other. The students want more from school, and Mr. Kermit begins to remember what it was like to care.

“My career has taken some strange detours. Yet here I am, surrounded by the worst class I’ve ever had in every way but one—the fact that they’re the best class I’ve ever had.”

This warm, funny, touching story is told from the perspectives of the many different people involved, each chapter showing another person’s point of view. The students are lovable, and their reasons for their own issues become clear as they narrate their parts of the plot. The love, respect, and care which come to light in the story are real, and it’s easy to root for this group of misfits.

This book would be fun for a wide variety of readers, including middle-school students, teachers, and parents. There is much with which to identify, and plenty to learn. The Unteachables is a lively, feel-good book. Enjoy!